By Aby Yap
Ready to be scared out of your wits?
Come on, people, this month won’t be complete without
remembering our dearly departed — God bless their souls — and without
remembering that which gave us endless goosebumps, made us scream to the
wrath of our neighbors, and drove us to do sabayang pagsi-C.R. OMG,
help us through our sleepless nights.
But then, what would be November for the average Pinoy if not for the fright—and the fun — of it all? Mwahahaha!
Of Plants, Zombies, and Whatnot
You know it’s that time of the year again when you suddenly miss MGB
or “Magandang Gabi, Bayan” and its true-to-life narratives of Sto. Niño
possessions, floating coffins, obsessed engkantos, and vengeful
white/black/red ladies. Hah! If not for this show’s annual Halloween
special, we’d go on with our pitiable lives believing that the White
Lady monopolized those female-starred tales of terror. For this
enlightenment alone, we’re grateful to Kabayan Noli. (We promise to be
more grateful if MGB stages a comeback, even if it’s only during
November.)
And since it’s the 11th month, let’s not forget Shake, Rattle &
Roll’s 11 installments (and still counting, for as long as there’s Metro
Manila Film Festival), some of which brought out our paranoia about the
least intimidating objects. A Christmas tree, for one, because it might
turn out to be a human-eating-tree. And we don’t want to be served as
Noche Buena. Another is the “pridyeder.” (Please, not refrigerator. Show
respect to the late great Ishmael Bernal, who directed this episode.)
See, it’s not just a killer fridge, which churns out bloody fingers if
you want longganisa for breakfast; it’s also rather promiscuous,
seducing a younger — and slimmer — Janice de Belen. Mwahahahaha!
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